“Pay their share”? Of exactly what the fuck? Other countries need to pay their share of US military aid to Ukraine?? That’s a wild pitch. He must be getting desperate. Oh, wait, yes, indeed, I can see the fear in the white-knuckled clutch he’s got on Malaria’s hand in that pic.

I’m guessing his client got caught being rapey and he thinks this is a clever defense. That type always does! Amazing.

That’s one prong of defamation, and the other is this beauty:

*salutes*

Exactly.... Everyone’s wise to this tell already, so nobody is expecting HIM to lift a finger. Just let Adam Schiff get on with dragging it out of Maguire et al.

Well, yes of course! I’m just a little staggered that we might have just caught him in the act of this. Like, if the story hadn’t broken open, would he have just kept holding out for pro-Russia? Wow.

Is dril ever not?

It's not good, it's childish and stupid and doesn't exactly help (or pertain to) his cause. Instead of being able to answer the charge, he changes the subject. Maybe an 8chan teenager would find it to be a Sick Burn, I guess.

Now that IS the question that nobody is asking, isn’t it? *Was* Trump about to hold out for pro-Russia?....

And did you get a load of him saying to reporters, “when the call comes out, and I hope you see it” to “I didn’t say I wanted to release the transcripts at all!”.... In the same interview? He’s flailing badly.

HELEN ACTUAL GODDAMN THOMAS 🤘🤘

That’s fuckin rich, coming from an actual live chupacabra who’s acting prom-coordinator for the biggest circus in the country— bitching about she doesn’t like “theatre”! Goatsucker, PLEASE. 

Wile E. Covfefe strikes again!

Where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?

*dingdingding*

Always whining that he doesn’t get enough credit-- from the press he insults and degrades every day. 

Mike and Karen would just love Japanese soft-serve!

Kids who grow up with active shooter drills since kindergarten already have plenty of anxiety, thanks, bruh