The therapist is my hero. She has the body language of someone saying, “You’re paying me to judge you, and that’s precisely what I’m gonna do, and my judgment is gonna be merciless.”

i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Fucking 12 Monkeys!

I like Bailey Bond. She can shorten Bailey to Bail, and call herself Bail Bond. Then call her dad, tell him what she did, then tell him to go and fuck himself.

Nowadays when I read the phrase like “lawmaker who dropped pants, screamed racial slurs”, I expect it to end “unanimously elected to the US Supreme Court”, so this is good, at least.

“It doesn’t look like anything to me”