As I said above, can't the apple be just that? An apple? Because the Hilltoppers have fruit and are now giving it to Alexandria?

"The trite Adam and Eve apple metaphor."

What's that extra B for?

Interesting…I have a similar theory that any episode post-mustache-on-B.J. Hunnicut(MASH) is going to be inferior to pre-mustache episodes.

Yeah, as a feature Hatesong has a low potential for success. There are times when I get the "Assholes liked this so I don't"angle, and occasionally people will get into the musical side of it, but rarely.

Can I just say "Almost every Steely Dan song" or do I have to list them?

I'd say Clapton stopped being relevant(outside of being a nostalgia act) around 1990. I enjoyed Journeyman.

You should get a producer credit for this.

Well, I have my own choice for this feature, but since I'm not a comedian, nobody will ever read it.

Funny, because I too thought dude was referencing "In a Big Country". Had to go back and reread that sentence.

Ehh…just putting a smell to the traffic!

He's probably the last in line…to like Ronnie.

Mind. Blown!

DMB is the only band I stopped liking almost entirely because if its fans.

I grew to dislike it. Feels like 30something rebooted.

"as far as I've seen it's gotten nothing but awful reviews and no one I know is watching it."

"I think the Stones get greater respect simply because they're better musicians"

He did a review of Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park some months back. It was similarly infused with seething dislike of Gene Simmons and everything he does.

I'm not going to argue that Kiss is as great as the Stones.

I do. And some of those songs kick total ass. Not everything, and not every era is as consistent. And yes, the songs aren't profound or insightful, but you know what? I have bands that do that thing. Kiss can be about having fun and getting laid. Music doesn't always have to be serious and self-aware.