Yes to non-power ballad Whitesnake, emphatic "No!" to Jackyl.

How does Motley Crüe get all the hair metal love? They have plenty of good/great songs, but when it comes to guitar hero stuff, George Lynch from Dokken puts Mick Mars in the weeds!

So I know that this is the Internet and all, and that means the speed with which a review is posted is more important than accuracy or proofing, but more and more there are little mistakes seeping into AV Club articles.

You know, part of me wants to say that you're right. It's plausible.

I'm going to disagree with you on 3 being better than 4 for one specific reason.

What can I say? I'm a big fan of simulated canine football.

Ok, that's some fine nitpicking.

If the production company wants more TDs, they need to extend the area behind the goal line. The dogs don't "score" because they don't want to run into a wall.

Math was never my strong suit.

It truly was a dark time in our history. So many lives affected, so many Buck Henry guest appearances…

"When SNL first invaded TV screens in the late 70s…"

You know, I've been sitting on this for a week(which is more than Marnie can say - zing!), but based on the wincing, I'm wondering if the entire transaction happened in the butt. Not just the rimming.

The Nine Types of Boyfriends from Love is Hell featured "The Dreamer", which gave my girlfriend(now wife) a laugh back then.

I have. But I am both loyal and old. Well, 44.

You're entitled to your opinion. But you can at least acknowledge that it takes dedication and effort to sound like stewed shit on purpose.

"C.C., top-hatted and drunk, approaches the mic. "Fucking Torontooooo!" he says"

Receiving oral pleasure while on a mechanical bull.

No, C.C. is his own special category.

As a guitarist who came of age in this era, it pains me that the author put C.C. Deville in with players who focused on speed and technique. C.C….he's just horrible, and anybody who cared about playing well thought he was a hack.

So because Momentary or Division Bell aren't Dark Side or The Wall they aren't "worthwhile in terms of the music"? That's a ridiculously tough standard. You could beat down many bands' catalogs with comparisons like that.