TrekkER, dammit!

Really? Seriously? That’s your story and you’re sticking to it?

He probably hates that movie series because it has too many women throwing punches and driving car off clips.

#JanetJacksonAppreciationDay is trending ahead of anything related to “game day”or the Superb Owl in New York right now

Prince’s halftime show was the best halftime show of all time, full fucking stop.

I hope the ghost of Prince rises and causes him to face plant in the middle of his set and then have the entire stage collapse around him.

Hi! LW1 here, from the greys, most likely (pull me out!!)

In what type of social situation/interaction do you feel most uncomfortable? Why?

Dammit Meelo

Webb: I’ll tell you what, I think Shaggy must be very bitter, because he’s obviously invested a lot of time in teaching that dog to talk and it just can’t. I mean, maybe he thought he was going to get it on ‘That’s Life’ or something, but it’s just not happened.

Ah, memories!

This article is such a bountiful gift for “The AV Club” jokes.

My favorite one

Also we can add TJ Miller to the list. https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/19/16797462/tj-miller-silicon-valley-sexual-physical-assault-accusation

We’re going to split hairs between the differences between unlikable and uncharismatic? Is that how you want to spend your Sunday?

 0:50 for the Mexican jokes and about 5:00 in for the dick jokes (NSFW). I don’t know how old this is, she may have grown a ton since then, but yeah, seems like a bit of a Tucker Max kind of sense of humor. Doesn’t mean it CAN’T be funny, but it can cross the line into tired, needlessly offensive too.

THE NFL PROTESTORS ARE WHY IM AN ALCOHOLIC WITH NO JOB.

The video is funny and spot on, but, like...

It is true. I am completely soulless. However, in other films I have been amused by Rube Goldberg devices and I find primates, talking or otherwise, to be simply delightful.