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I have faith in the wisdom of the American people.  Don’t you?

Yo I know it’s 4am but I’m a dumbass retail employee who caught your spelling mistakes. Step it up.

Am originally from Texas but now reside in Philly. Most of my siblings are rich GOPers. Think Tx summers have melted their brains ie They seem sorta stupid to me but I’m the “token liberal” in the family.

My wife did this skull and arm covered in prosciutto for our party

The server should have told you but you should also always assume that if you’re substituting, the price might change.

Also, really hope they find the creep taking advantage of the warped reality atmosphere to try and get people to kill each other.

Enraged but unsurprised. The Republicans on the committee, Flake included, made it clear that this was a sham by never calling Judge to testify under oath. Hopefully at least a few of the Republicans in the wider Senate have a fucking conscience, but I’m not optimistic.

The ‘not-shutting-the-fuck-up’ part is the fucking worst and hi hello I’m about to do it....but it kind of did work that way for me.

He and the Family didn’t die because they were going to hide in a “bottomless pit” in the middle of the desert and come out riding dune buggies and machine gunning people when it was all over.

He has a swastika tattooed on his forehead.

Yes! This mofo is actually acting like antifascist groups who physically fight back against Nazis are gonna...what? Attack Christians if more Democrats are elected? These idiots love to imagine themselves as persecuted minorities as their religion dominates and they strip rights from others. 

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I’m pretty sure this is real. A video showing Phil’s audition for SNL. He could do anything...

I keep running long on wordcount and cutting my scoring notes, so for those interested...

The reason The Rock can’t play Captain Marvel is because who on God’s Earth would play Black Adam then? You’re gonna have some guy standing there looking nothing like Black Adam, dressed in Black Adam’s costume, threatening a different guy who is very clearly Black Adam incongruously dressed as Captain Marvel. It

“Sam Biddle”

I got hot sauce in my bag, swag and a knife in my spleen, queen!

Wait they allow comments on Savage Love now?


This will end poorly. 

They are rewriting the compelling historical story of a portly trans man to be be an exploitation film about a sexy lesbian. This is trans erasure at its finest. They are misgendering a dead man without an ounce of shame.