When VTEC kicks in:

Lots of it, my friend.

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

You have to wonder why they were allowed to flout laws and regulations.

Can’t wait for the Cummins fanboys to start with the decals mocking other electric car brands.

It’s almost a little too sexy even as it sits. It’s like that bar tender that you know is nothing but a big bag of expensive daddy issues but you can’t help your half-drunk stupid self from hitting on her anyway in hopes of a one night stand that ends with you waking up the next morning...naked, wallet missing and…

Buckle up, buckaroo!

Found the car salesman!

We need to get rid of tipping period. That is a US based thing that is disgusting. We pay for a businesses employees? Hardly anyone in the world does this.

I worked in a Subway for 4-years in the 1990s. We would get requests like this ALL THE TIME. Mostly from shift workers who wanted to build it 4-6 hours later so it was not soggy. Whatever, we did it. Because it was our job, and its what the customer wanted. The only rules our boss had was that we had to cut the…

It’s not. But we live in a time where you are supposed to tip 25% and never ask for anything that would require an employee extra work.

Assuming they are paid hourly and this isn’t in some way more physically/mentally/emotionally stressful than their usual tasks, can someone explain how this is unfair to the workers themselves?

I’M A PEOPLE PERSON! I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS! WHAT DON’T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND?!

Some are ok, but it’s like finding diamonds in a pile of turds.

I hate car dealers. Dealing with them is the worst.

Whelp, time to move to Texas.

“Texas: where criminal dirtbags aren’t treated with sympathy by bleeding-heart pansies.”

Who broke into her car and stole her purse.