Who would expect Nippybus to leave customers out in the cold?

this deserves more upvotes, and i feel like most dont get the joke...

Running lean, no compression. Now me and the doc gotta tear apart the block and put in a new v-tech heads that actually works.

I said a 10 second car!

This will decimate all... especially if combined with FreeValve. If we have to, overnight parts from Sweden.

to protect the lazy?

Yep. Just 30 minutes ago, I called this network a self-parody of liberalism, where even the most innocuous shit gets shredded for being offensive.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

Probably the same type of person who drives a 13-year-old Volkswagen.

Imagine being stupid enough to trade in your car for a packet of shitty novelty sauce.

At a McDonald’s?

Highly strung cars need to strung highly once in a while.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, did we?

Hybrid police cars are actually a pretty nice idea, since they spend so much time CAMPING IN ONE PLACE FOR TICKET REVENUE

Nothing, and its CEO would have been named at the head of the EPA

But Jesus said I need 12 kids.

You are surprised by this? Cops murder people are not disciplined.

Did I read this right? The cop falsely claimed to have measured the speed and is not being disciplined?

That coyote managed to do what no Toyota stylist could. Improve the grill.