What does a six-year-old do with their own Facebook account? What goes in their status’? “Naptime was lit AF.” “nom nom nom on some of these nanas.” “pasketti for dinner!”

If you don’t want people reading your private shit, stop texting on your fucking phone when you’re walking up the subway staircase or walking down the sidewalk.

So, you pretty much don’t like them because can’t read a fucking manual?

So what your saying is Google’s new earbuds require the latest phone to do to utilize the latest software. And they’re not cordless because they have a string between them that can rest on your neck and keep them from vanishing. You realize it’s not the buds that are doing the translating, but the app on your phone,…

Who would expect Nippybus to leave customers out in the cold?

He is? Why? What part was “Delusional”?

Calm the fuck down there, Black Mirror.

I think its safe to say she’s grounded.

this deserves more upvotes, and i feel like most dont get the joke...

Running lean, no compression. Now me and the doc gotta tear apart the block and put in a new v-tech heads that actually works.

I said a 10 second car!

This will decimate all... especially if combined with FreeValve. If we have to, overnight parts from Sweden.

Oh yay. more wasted tax dollars trying to save people who don’t give a fuck.

to protect the lazy?

Yep. Just 30 minutes ago, I called this network a self-parody of liberalism, where even the most innocuous shit gets shredded for being offensive.

Or maybe he likes to use his/her brain, and would like to read an article about science without references to ancient fairy tales that have nothing to do with anything in the article in particular or reality in general.

“Underworld”
Whatever brings in the Christian clicks, I guess.
Maybe you should do this with all science based articles.
Perhaps anything about climate change can be titled, “Hell is Winning the Battle for the Overworld”?
Maybe if we pretend that everything stems from a fantasy version of the universe, we can sneak…

This is how it ends.

This is how it starts.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.