You’re doing God’s work, and you beat me to it.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

If it be my legacy, I accept.

No, a Canadian Triangle is when you drink three cans of Molson’s at once.

D.B. Pooper

That sounds like the most British porno ever.

I have but one thing to say...

Obligatory. Too soon?

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Why should I help you pay for something you could afford yourself if you had any self control?

Personal responsibility should not be shunned and he is not all that wrong. It may not be a popular statement, and it may hurt peoples feelings or offend them... but spend money responsibly. I have a buddy that used a go phone for YEARS because that is all he could afford. When he finally got some pay raises and his…

Absolutely... If you’re poor, but have an iPhone, a PS4, and a big screen HDTV then I’m not paying for your healthcare.

You dumb motherfucker - it takes all of 30 seconds to fucking google “does this shitty movie I’m watching have a stinger”.

Flip away, my friend.

i’ve no identify crisis, and nether does Racheal (according to her). But we all mock her. Irony? We applaud Caitlynn Jenner but we mock Rachel Doleza? What am I missing here?

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

It’s a bit hard to summon any enthusiasm for a car that is a bit more powerful than a Hellcat and will probably be driven by someone that I consider an asshole.

Those look like they belong on a Chevrolet Lumina APV.

Actually, they’re living their religion while you’re just a half-ass, picker-and-choser. You both believe in a dumbass sky wizard, which is ultimately the root of this nonsense, so pardon fucking me and spare me your whining.