lol are we really debating the merits of “I’m sorry” over “I profoundly apologize” as though the intent isnt exactly the fuckin same?

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

“When I tried to show Dumbo to two children, they became bored easily, asked awkward questions about when Dumbo was drunk”

Why did I Google that? This is a time when I regret being eaten up nose to tail with curiosity. I will never forgive you.

If it’s a serious question: Craftsmanship is not all that matters. The review itself lays out why I think the film, which is quite good, falls short of the A range.

“Nobody likes Tom and Jerry”

Pretty clear to see what Garth’s look was based off of.

Do...do people LIKE this? Do they encourage you?

Glad you survived the assholocaust.

... okay.

how is ‘not recognizing there’s a joke to get’ different than ‘not getting the joke?’

Oh Hai Sulu...

a prostitute with a heart of gold who helps clean up his house

That’s nothing compared to how amateurish and awful the commenters are!

You’re allowed to have one as long as you have her make out with her brother.

Hey now, the Last Jedi haters don’t have a problem with women. It’s just that Rian Johnson introduced unprecedented plot holes and logical inconsistencies into their space fantasy about laser wizards.

Umm...Did you just disagree with yourself?

Sure, and if there wasn’t a disproportionate amount of “heroic” men depicted in cinema I might even let this film’s depiction bother me.

A movie about a grown man who dresses up like a bat to fight crime? Pfft, it’ll never work.

No, a former TV reviewer for AV Club.