That’s one of the dumbest pieces of writing advice I’ve ever heard.

Oh, OK, sure, as long as “Thenipdip” says so, this guy must be a “shitbag”!

A Talking Cat?! or GTFO! 

In case it’s not clear to you, opinions about The Office aside, it’s you who comes across as the asshole in this conversation.

I saw this recently, and was mesmerised. Like a Chinese Magnolia without the self-concious wackiness (I love Magnolia, don’t get me wrong), I’m surprised by the negative review. I think film successfully interlocks the stories of these 4 characters, and it sets out to achieve what it wants to achieve - living in…

He did NOT kill her!

If you think calling something “amateurish and awful” is edgy, you must be the most sheltered home-schooled Mormon there ever was! :)

My new hobby is fucking your Mom.

Just promise you won’t have any female women in your version and you'll have the internet onside, at least. 

That trailer is amateurish and awful, half of those films are amateurish and awful, this article is amateurish and awful, and the AV Club is amateurish and awful.

At least they didn’t say “mong”.

This has to be a paid ad, right? Mortifyingly unfunny; created by clueless ad men who think “celebrity + irony” = go viral?  Really, really shit job, internet.

However the fuck he tells you to pronounce it!

I love them, but there's a LOT more to me. Like, er, burritos and nudes. 

Eh, speak for yourself. I’m with you in that this is nothing to get offended about, and MRA trolls can fuck off... but if you’re fairly simple minded and happy thinking about pizza and tits all day, that’s a comment you on, it’s kind of dumb for you to be generalising.

When you say “had to endure” what are you even talking about. As a straight white man, I just kind of shrug and think “unfunny joke”, but who actually gives a fuck / why would you get offended. I mean, has it ever stopped you, I dunno, getting a job because the employer thinks you’re a sex-crazed maniac? I doubt it.

Your mother hired this guy.

There’s a new leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

I checked out on this comment after reading "I checked out on this review".

Ha ha. Have a blessed day, angry internet virgin.