"Puzzle"? Mind. Blown.

No Clams Casino, though? Sad face.

Yeah, but in this case hasn't the benefit of time shown us that we don't really listen to TPAB that much any more, and that GKMC is the far superior album?

OK, but what kind of fucking moron assumes that all celebrities have "wonderful and glorious" pregnancies until they're disabused of the notion by a DOCTOR OF MEDIA STUDIES?!

Ah, yes, I also really enjoyed "The Child Assassin Whose Hands Emitted Claws."

Early drafts had the character down as "Snidely McCreepyfingers".

Jesus Christ, Gene Simmons is the biggest asshole in music. And that's no mean feat, given I'm including Ian Watkins.

Buzz off with your complaints.

"So, you have enough money in your hand to EITHER pay for the release of your kidnapped daughter, or to hire a sex worker…maybe you should hire a sex worker!"

What are you talking about? I'm saying "No, ta, LL Sandpeople" - I'm rejecting the smooth Tusken-sex-rhymes of Ladies Love Sandpeople, in favour of harder Jawa trap beats.

#NOTALLSANDPEOPLE

Ha ha, I almost downvoted you for that! I instinctively moved towards and hovered over the arrow for a millisecond before I came to my senses… I just had a primal response to that appalling band name.

Kind of like almost everything.

OK, so a couple of weeks ago (can't remember which album*, but I remember the review had something about a blue car!), I dissed Clayton Purdom for taking up half of the review with boring personal anecdotes, and essentially trashed the review.

That art is lovely.

Resident Cofvevel

Sorry, let me try again…

It might be right to say that not all idiots are Resident Evil fans…but I think it's a fair assumption that all Resident Evil fans are idiots.

I tell you what, with all that's going on in the world today, a PRESIDENT evil film would be really timely… amirite?

Transformers came out in 2007.
2007 was a decade ago.
Transformers is an old movie.
The Manipulator wants us to watch Transformers.