I use a 50/50 ratio of extra creamy oat milk and unflavored ‘nut pods’ creamer, and hand to God once it’s in the pot you cannot tell it isn’t heavy cream.

Zune?

I’m waiting on ‘parent mode’ where games recognize you’ve only been able to play for twenty minute stretches once a week and gives a brief refresher of the plot and controls.

Toyota doesn’t manufacture a car that doesn’t already have a buyer, and works continuously to keep their inventory and lead times close to zero. They’ve also got quality on lock compared to any American manufacturer.

I’ve got a design for bed sheets that prevent your partner from stealing all the blankets.

Grill your pb&j like it’s a grilled cheese. Eat immediately.

This right here is the correct answer. 

This right here is the correct answer. 

Do yourself a favor and rent through national AFTER signing up for the emerald club. You skip all that nonsense and go straight to a car that you pick. After using it for years, going back to talking to an agent to get keys is a total mindfuck.

Wearing that seems like a good way to take a crowbar to the brain. 

This would definitely encourage me to finally uninstall some games. I can’t risk playing ten minutes of My time in Portia. 

Never let her discover Original Pancake House.

Thank you!

Do you have any tips for people who want to get started playing? I have no idea where to go to find people to play with, supplies I’d need, etc. All I have is a thirst for imaginary adventure on a semi regular basis. 

My first thought was that they’re patting themselves on the back for inventing jello shots. 

Laguardia makes me think that they were going for a theme. And that theme was 'Blade Runner'.

I’m going to get a ton of hate for this, but I absolutely hate honey nut cheerios.

I’m going to respectfully disagree with you. While you are correct that you need to read the room, there’s never a time where sending a thank you note would be detrimental (well, if your thank you note is sucky then yeah).

My grandma’s chicken and noodles. I’ve had the recipe for years, and no one has ever been able to replicate it. But I’ll be darned if my futile attempts haven’t abated my homesickness every single time. 

If I ever become ridiculously wealthy, I’m running a PSA on not looking at your phones when your first in line at a stop light.