You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

Seattle should have known the Coyotes' plot would be foiled again when they saw the Acme logo on the side of the trucks.

This was the worst segment I've seen. Hopefully the "This is stupid" chants will fix that. But you have to feel like it was done to make the Rock's pop feel even bigger in the arena.

Meteor.

It's misleading because on a sports site, where the long term affects of football on health is discussed at length, writing something like: "A 16-year-old high school football player on Long Island died yesterday after suffering a head injury on a "big hit." He's the third high school player to die nationwide in four…

This seems a bit misleading...the other two deaths had basically nothing to do with football. One could have happened at any time and the other happened prior to the game even starting...

They are two passes one dropped and one caught from winning 5 superbowls. You seem to think that you can just have everything you want, there are other parts of teams that need attention to.

You mean like Suzy Kolber, the host of the show?

Not only is a woman on the panel talking about sports things, she is the HOST OF THE SHOW.

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

I can remember when guys like Peter King and Rick Reilly were revered.

Whats WIP?

Wait — so let me just understand this. Some people are arguing that the Hope Solo case demonstrates a clear-double standard, motivated by political correctness of the most cynical variety, in the treatment of male vs. female domestic abusers. And your response is that the Solo case is TOTALLY different because hey…

A useless product? Dude, are you serious? I don't drink Gatorade. I don't particularly care for it. But useless? Just because deadspin writers don't like the taste of Gatorade doesn't make it useless. Literally — not using that word incorrectly here — millions and millions of people voluntary choose to drink Gatorade…

This article is another example of the abundant cynicism on the internet. Why can't Yankee fans just enjoy the commercial without having bored sports "journalists" write scathing, baseless articles?

so, like every other major sports/news agency praises the ad, but DEADSPIN says it's sucks! Therefore, it sucks!

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Jesus, Deadspin. If you're going to fuck over Jeter to this degree, the least you could do is give him the gift basket.