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She’s good! She had a lip and tongue tie which made nursing agony but she got those lasered last week and now that the pain is manageable life became better.
And lol I told him to get me something light and summer-y. Dunno what he got but it makes me haaaaaaappy

Just watched the season finale of RuPaul’s drag race. That was a great season! The best since Bianca del Rio’s

My first beer post pregnancy!! Made husband take the growler to the hipster brewery down the block and as Brooklyn as that sentence makes me sound I couldn’t care less because ZOMG I MISSED YOU DELICIOUS BEER I FELT TOO JUDGED TO DRINK EVEN THOUGH I COULD HAVE HAD YOU ONCE A WEEK

It’s official: we are moving to Chicago at the end of June! Husband and I haven’t spent much time there, so any tips? Any places we need to know about and check out? We’re moving to the north shore and just had a baby, so extra points for things that we can take the baby to. Already have tickets to see Dolly Parton at

Thank you. I really really needed to read this. My kid turned one month yesterday and I’m just holding on, waiting for that time she “wakes up”. It’s not terrible right now but it's also not the most fun I've ever had. It's nice to remember there's something to look forward to

Oh no lol!

Yes! I agree with the “your ganging up” vs “I feel like your ganging up” difference. it’s something I'm careful to say too

This. I wonder if it's more an issue of how people are listening rather than how they are speaking

Interesting. I know I say “I feel like” a lot but I think it’s more a product of having been in therapy for so many years. Anyone else?

29 here and I just got tickets to see Dolly Parton this summer so... I'm living my best life ;o)

She’s my hero. I optimistically bought ballet tickets while I was in my third trimester and now I cannot figure out the logistics of how to leave the baby (who will be a month) so we can go. I’m also super impressed she was able to sit in a chair long enough to have dinner one week after giving birth. Chairs are the

You have no idea how excited I am, no one in my rl sphere seems to have seen the Final Sacrifice. It is a sad state of affairs.

OMG I just noticed your name! That’s my fav mst3k of all time!

Wanted to follow up and say THANK YOU. I just tried the tooth brush trick and man did it help move things along. I was really hurting too so I can't tell you how glad I am you mentioned it!

Uhhh YES and I need to be the first in the guest list!

Aw thanks! I know people roll their eyes at “themes” and over detailed wedding but honestly ours was a labor of love. We decided if something we were working on wasn’t fun we'd drop it... And a lot got dropped lol.

If you go the literal photo booth route they aren’t cheap but I have friends that have used their laptops, thrown up some bedsheets as curtains and made their own. But to each their own, if you don’t like them you don’t like them.

That would have been awesome! And festive if everyone wore white so you could see all the colors

Haha RIGHT?? It would have been so fun! We also had a loooot going on at our wedding (for reference this is us: http://offbeatbride.com/2015/04/miami-circus-wedding) that was all hand made so we didn’t reeeeally need anything else. But still I maintain a crafts table at a wedding would have been sweet.