Weird shit like mining broad comedy from body horror is the thing I like best about Chinese cinema, though I suppose my experience with that type of thing mostly comes from Stephen Chow who no doubt executes it better than done here.

It's almost like they just pick the easiest targets.

Having actually followed the link, I don't see that much resemblance to McConaughey. Looks more like Rufus Sewell to my eye.

Starting with David Bowie dying and ending with Trump getting elected president, 2016 is going to be a real shitty year.

That's all anyone ever does anything for anyway, the sake of a story to be made of them.

I was going to be the devil's third once, but then it turned out he was my father and the woman was my half-sister, so I had to back out. Also I was Keanu Reeves.

I'm still shocked that someone took my idea for a gritty Pete's Dragon reboot seriously.

Sadly it controls vastly better than any other game in the series. I've had way less spazzing out in this one. Sounds like you're playing on the keyboard. Don't do that. It's a console port and console controllers are a must.

Sounds like he should have stuck with statistical analysis.

Pretty close but actually https://www.youtube.com/wat… is the good version of Guardians of the Galaxy

Might as well make it full AV Club bait and have them pick up Alana and Margot from Hannibal and turn it into a double lesbian power couple.

Moffat pulling out his classic misdirects again. That sounds like a complaint, but it's not intended to be.

I'm not trying to paint men as the real victims. Clearly women have it much much worse. But it's not particularly controversial in feminism to say that patriarchy hurts everyone, though obviously not equally.

It's not necessary to have a foreskin to jerk off without lube, but that doesn't mean the experiences are identical.

It's absolutely an unfair comparison. It may be similar in certain abstract principals of body sovereignty, and those principals do matter, but degree is the most important thing. And in terms of degree there's no comparison. To be similar in degree and actually warrant the moniker "female circumcision" the only…

Well in my case it would have achieved me not having a part of my body removed that I wish hadn't. That seems like a pretty reasonable achievement to me.

None of those things left me with a glans that is now the least sensitive part of my penis.

I'm glad any violation I feel over my genitals being permanently modified without my consent amuses you. Lord knows it doesn't help me.

Every character in the film is written with the exact same voice, that of an autistic teenager whose only contact with the outside world are Tarantino knock offs.

Sure it worked out in your case, but you have to admit it would have been more polite if they had asked first.