Alienating the key cuckold demographic. Brilliant campaign strategists those right wingers are.

I finished it, but to my eternal shame I did have to stop for about half an hour right at the climax.

I think both the theatrical cut and the director's cut have significant merit. The unrated "Badder Santa" cut is an inessential step down.

Sorry it's simultaneously much too cutting edge for anyone to have heard of while also being something that if you don't know about it means you're a worthless bigot.

Polls don't include my fringe sexual identity so not only can I self-righteously refuse to participate, but I can also accuse anyone who does as engaging in erasure. It's win fucking win.

You mean the inevitability of death doesn't already do this in every area of your life?

There's only been one scary movie ever made, but since that movie is on this list I have to assume that you simply can't be scared by film. You have my admiration.

Doctor Who will never be cancelled
Doctor Who won't be dismantled
Doctor Who gonna be together
Doctor Who gonna live forever

This is an unfair comparison. Biff is a rapist whereas Trump is merely an accused rapist. Yet it's weirdly underplayed for both of them.

I'll watch it, but doubt they'll pull it off. Gaiman is the only one who got it right.

I know immortality is supposed to be the most ironic of blessings/curses, but fuck it: sign me up.

For some reason I went into Love Exposure thinking it was a memoir. I figured out it wasn't relatively early but it added a certain something to the film.

I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular past time.

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves had the greatest plastic swords ever built. My bothers and I beat the shit out of each other for years before one of those things broke.

It's when Annie, Britta, and Shirley break into the Dean's office to see a penis.

Well in this case the elements are the constant rubbing against underwear. The backside of the glans, which does not, remains supple.

Fuck no, they were the ones who got me into this mess in the first place. They might decide that the best solution is to cut the whole head off.

It's not the gothic that I object to in Shelley. It's the Romanticism.

Many things that seem impossible are made possible by having 50% more skin.

I knew uncut guys didn't really use lotion but I recently learned that in Europe the concept is so foreign to them they don't even get lotion jokes in American media.