Isn't blue balls just bullshit straight fucks use to manipulate naive young women? The only time I've ever experienced scrotal pain from too much fluid build up was after about six hours straight of edging.

You know what they say: write drunk, post drunk, mean to edit sober but instead just get drunk again, alienate your loved ones.

I don't even orgasm every time I jerk off. That's just how it goes sometimes. It's fantastic the way men can make being focused on their partner's pleasure still be all about them.

I'm not a fan of how deeply meta, almost fourth wall breaking, Abed has gone this season, but that's not a phenomenon limited to this episode. It's been a season long fact of the character. At least here it was used in a script with structure.

I can't comprehend how this could considered anything but the best of the season so far. It was a competent and professional episode. That alone puts it in the lead.

I've previously stated a few of the better episodes this season have worked, but now I see I was just being a bit generous. I still like them in their way, but the was the first episode that actually felt like a classic Community script rather than a first draft.

I believe the something is the launch of his kickstarter for a Castlevania spiritual successor. There'll be a Metroidvania speedrun marathon at the kick off of the event.

A month or so back I complained about how close my brother and I were to completing the Hell Temple in La-Mulana. A kindly commenter responded that it was very impressive that we got as far as we had without internet assistance. I should have surrendered then and asked for a clue , but I didn't. So now it's come to…

It only became an atrocity once we thought we'd by on the receiving end of one.

Is it my color balance or does that screencap look like they're just starting to hulk out?

Maybe I should be gay.

I adopt the identity largely to parody tumblr oppression narratives, so that's helpful. Thanks. Working oneself into the heights of silly militancy is fantastic form of self amusement.

I probably should have created a Joss Whedon gimmick account for that joke to land.

Then there are those of us who experience sexual attraction but prefer to express it by drinking booze and jerking off. I like the term auto-sexual, but I don't know about the rest of the community. I'm guessing some prefer sad alcoholic.

You sound like a monster.

It's important to ask the right columnist so you can get the answer you already wanted to hear.

Should I ever get around to having sex? You seem to be the right person to talk me down.

I think the general poor reaction season five got from fans broke Dan Harmon or something. Much of that reaction was "too many concept episodes". It was a short sighted complaint because the concept episodes tended to be impeccably drafted. So instead this season we get what feels like lumpy first drafts of…

I imagine asking "is Bill on the list?" is grounds for being put on the bad people list.

I agree. It's not a perfect word, but it gets the job done. I was just engaging in some weak trolling. Apologies.