I suppose I was asking for this.

I'm just glad Boyhood wasn't number one. Not because I don't love it, but it doesn't need the heat right now.

Loss of sensitivity can also come from them being too tight. Sure condoms can stretch to fit over your arm, but that doesn't mean it's comfortable. If you're getting a red ring at the base, size up.

It's viscerally unappealing to me, but I imagine that if I ever actually tired it I wouldn't give a shit. As my general attitude in life is "christ who gives a shit"

That's how I feel about twosomes.

I finally contacted the young woman I procrastinated contacting for 22 months out of fear of coming on too strong. She seemed glad to hear from me. Still got it.

Neil Cicierega is still the king. It's like he gets off on being withholding
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That would only be true if they called it the 202nd decade. As decade called the '10s it started in 2010.

I read a short story that had the twin with the wife scenario. Upon discovering them the husband cuts his twins finger off so he can't pull the stunt again. As time goes on he becomes obsessed with the idea that his wife actually knew it was his twin. He cuts his own finger off so he can pose as the twin and see if…

This is worse than the Dexter finale.

Any method where the rewards didn't fucking expire on me with no notice.

Shitty service is normal. That's why I'm glad it's dying. I didn't link for the auto register. I linked because that was the only way to get the free game download from the Mario Kart 8 deal. Nothing told me there that there would be an auto register of all future games.

All my digital downloads were automatically registered without my knowledge and then the coins expired before I could claim them. I'm glad the service is shutting down,

After a couple months at it, my brother and I are nearly at the end of the Hell Temple in La-Mulana. Maybe . Who knows how long it actually is. We're in Chamber 33 and no solution is in sight. I will continue bashing my head until we do though. That;s how we've got this far.

Fuck you. I don't want to buy a PlayStation 4. ARRGGGGGGGG

It's the sibling dynamic straight from the prodigal son, but nothing wrong with stealing from the greats.

It's a first edition of The Illiad

How large does one have to be to respond to a personal asking for massive cocks? Just asking for a friend.

I prefer to call them fuckers.

I can't say anything bad about the Lovely Bones comments. It was one of the greatest comments sections in AV Club history.