It's been to long since I've seen it. Was the lance 30 feet long?

Outside of a phalanx I can't see the sarissa being much use in a fight.

I would never have made it alone. Even together it nearly drove us out of our minds at times. My brother kept a notebook. I cheated a bit and just took a screenshot of everything. Both of us learned how to manually translate the old script. My in game timer had victory in around 20 hours. Actual timer was well…

Speaking of Metroidvania games, La-Mulana is fucking killing me. My brother, his friend, and I made a pact to beat the whole game without looking at any faqs (because once you look you'll never be able to stop). By sharing notes we actually managed to pull it off, beating the game a year and a half ago. But we…

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If they had to choose a show that started with a Zeta sight unseen, why not fucking Zeta Gundam?

I'd probably go with Mobile Suit Gundam. Some of it is fairly clunky to modern sensibilities, with a battle scene shoe-horned into every episode, but what works really works.

Elliott Smith's songs are all about being addicted to heroin, or relationships that never work, or relationships that will never work because you're addicted to heroin. He's the best.

Well you beat me to it. I was going to go with "Her character will be cut at the last minute due to the difficulty of properly rendering her"

I saw Tangled with my nephew and niece. Halfway through my nephew declared that we had to get him food because he was so hungry he was going to die. This an hour after refusing to eat his lunch. I told him to shut the fuck up.

The most accurate film to the Arthurian canon is Monty Python and the Holy Grail, not this dry grandiose bullshit. Everyone should read Knight of the Cart. Total fucking insanity.

Nice to see New Zealand's two filmmakers team up.

Self aware joke in tone, but depressingly real in fact. My procrastination has gotten so bad I can't even do embarrassing drunk messages anymore. I just tell myself that I'll embarrass myself next time I get drunk.

After learning his new friends are nerds, Lisa consoles Homer with a list of celebrity nerds. He's particularly hit hard by the inclusion of David Souter

Update on my 21 month procrastination situation from last week. She liked my status of "We need more women and minorities participating in the managerial class's wanton destruction of America's institutions."

Who is Homer most disappointed to learn is a nerd?

I believe it stems from the hospital being named the Dr Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital at some point. "Who Shot Mr Burns? (Part Two)"?

His name is Richard Jenkins. Don't you remember 2008 aka "The Year of Richard Jenkins"

I don't think that a BDSM fantasy need look like ethical BDSM reality, but I'm not going to die defending 50 Shades of Grey making that point.

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