If this is descending into fruit anarchy, with any fruit we choose entering the fray, I'm going to throw my hat in for the atemoya.

It was an emotional resolution.

And with the 300% concessionary mark up that adds up pretty quickly.

Yeah, I thought the book was porn. Why is this rated R?

This is "try the veal"'s new handle. Don't engage.

And then he walks off with it. Fantastic cap to the joke.

I figured it would either be Last Exit to Springfield or Marge Vs. the Monorail, all of which aired within a few months of each other. What a time to be alive.

I didn't realize it until a recent viewing, but Lisa circa season 3 is one of my favorite characters.

Where the fuck were you people when I was trying to convince everyone that late season 4/early season 5 was the best year of The Simpsons?

The first quote comes to mind because it's from the, last I checked, consensus favorite episode. And it's fucking great.

A moment that occurred in 1993, unless I'm mistaken.

Back on the best TV of the year list someone questioned if Simpsons episodes from 1995 that were rerun on FX could be the best of the year. I thought this was an absurd question. Why would one choose 1995 when 1993 is there clearly being superior? So, at the start of Simpsons week, I put it to you commentariat: if…

I thought A Dame to Kill For would be bad in a way to make you wonder why you ever liked the original, but it was so much worse than that to the point where it was clear that, even if the shine had gone off the original a little, it was much much worse. But on the plus side it did have Eva Green being naked, evil,…

Is this misogyny or ironic misogyny? So hard to tell sometimes.

I was always more a fan of the ussa mailchimp guy.

I thought the nerds successfully petitioned it back to the original cut. The version I saw definitely had cancer.

I'll say this for The Room: it's better than Fanboys.

Have you read his advice column?

I was going to ask if I should get around to having sex this year, or continue along the path of no effort, but it sounds like that's the question most of us are asking ourselves.

I believe it's called getting them snug.