I'm getting one that says "4 Things to Consider Before Your Content Goes Viral", which for some reason is striking me as the funniest thing in the world right now.

Watch out man, you used the term "oater", which apparently makes you one of history's greatest monsters.

I was coming to report that exact same thing happening to me on that exact some cut scene. Good to know it's been documented.

Negative laughter is for real. So few people understand this.

I really like Sunken King, but then I really like all of them. I was most of the way through Sunken King before I found a second bonfire. It was great.

I agree on the design flaws. As individual areas, the level design of Dark Souls 2 is only a bit weaker than the other two, but it's the entire geographic cohesion were it really falls apart. The DLC areas are both great level design and have a wonderful sense of geography though. Thinking back on it and I get more…

Kill the skeletons, but just dodge Velstadt. Bide your time and when you get an opening fuck her up.

But what about smashups?

As obnoxious as it is "git gud" is sometimes the best that can be said. I was bashing my head against the same four bosses in the DLC over and over for a week. I cursed my stubborn pride in insisting that I complete the whole game for the first time as Covenant of Champions. Then I suddenly got gud and put them all…

That's the one. The reindeer are my most hated of all Dark Souls enemies. You can do it though, I did the whole DLC as Covenant of Champions and I'm hardly great.

The level design of Dark Souls 2 was definitely a bit lackluster in the main game, but it's great in the DLC. Back up to Dark Souls levels. Except the Frigid Outskirts. Fuck that place so hard.

I can't say it's a slogan for the whole site but
Just gotta put my shoes on.
has always been a personal motto.

You should replace Moffat with Doctor Who.

Excuse me, it wasn't the President. It was the far more important position of President-elect.

Listen and Mummy are clearly the top two, but it's hard to say where Kill the Moon should be in the bottom three. It's clearly there, but I'm not sure which one.

Starting my Doctor Who watching with season five has been a weird experience. A consistently good show is not what Doctor Who should be. It wasn't until I went back to the RTD years and experienced the phenomenon of weird surprise when I actually found myself to be enjoying an episode without reservations that I…

Also Time Heist.

That may not be you. But lovely tolerant black friends having you are supporting a political party with a key electoral strategy of suppressing black voters. So yes it is the party of fucking racism. But I suppose it's more important to to preserve your fucking precious feelings than the voting rights of the…

Can you imagine how much more food Kramer would have stolen if Seinfeld were still on television?

Of all the quickly killed and then brought back characters the worst would have to be Sandman. Why he came back in the very same issue he was killed!