Oh, and when I can't remember someone's name, I'll just fire off Tad Rockchest, Buff Groinpunch, or any of the other many, many names of David Ryder from the MST3K Space Mutiny. It delights my roommate. No one else. Philistines.

I LOOKED AT THE TRAP, RAY.

"Are you gonna hit me now?"

"I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"

Damn it, how can I not upvote Torgo?

Every overly dramatic girl I've ever dated (not that that's a lot of girls, but it is every girl I've ever been with. Look, the math works in MY head) has loved The Phantom Of the Opera, in an oppressive, stuff it down your throat kind of way. I've never seen it, never listened to the soundtrack, outside of a friend…

I can't imagine Stannis will take that very well. Might be hard to hold a bow with all fingers on one hand shortened forcibly.

I'm gonna just pretend you never typed that. Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

DAMN IT. The square I took in the pool said cancer relapse. To be fair, who would have been crazy enough to call spontaneous wedding? ASIDE from Tina Cohen-Chang.

HAH, mine has 62. I'm gonna go lie down in the parking lot now. Someone do me a solid and come run me over?

The important question here is, will Tony Shalhoub adorably solve crimes using his emotional trauma?

The kingdom of heaven IS at hand.

ALL GLORY TO THE DREAMA WALKER.

The important question here is, what's the Kristen Bell appearance factor?

I fuck ironically all the time.

"You don't like it, it paid for my endless collection of uncomfortable half smiles and ripped blue jeans. ADVANTAGE ME, FUCKERS." - K Stew.

I want the three foot Pixi Stix straw you need a chainsaw to get into. How many tickets is that?

This whole episode made me feel like I had an ice cream headache and I didn't even get to have any ice cream. What a rip off.

I remain spoiler-free. It was just my theory.

How many ways can you sing "Walk The Dinosaur"?