Inventing colors? Why not pink?

If you rearrange the letters in Ken Desrosiers, you get "kerses en 'roids" — the only two things that will grow a freakish Triassic Era squash like that one.

What this world needs is an HDR photo of a closed, vandalized Blockbuster Video.

The National Cathedral Got a Lot of Damage During Yesterday’s Earthquake

*Grip

It's a star-eat-star universe.

There are some boxed wines that are certainly better than "premium" priced bottles (that is, $10/bottle). Bota, Black Box, Four, and a slew of French and Argentine brands that are made almost exclusively for US consumption. If you're just not that picky, however, there's nothin' wrong with ol' Franzia (except the…

I hope they've got it secured against dickless, here.

*Give Me the Laser Tripwire I Always Wanted

I didn't study business/marketing, so I probably misused the term. What I mean is that the demographic that really needs an iPad is tiny. I have a small laptop, a smartphone, an iPod Touch, and I much prefer to read books on dead trees. My bases are covered. I can't justify an iPad, even if it were only $300. My…

The term "iPad killer" seems really silly to me. The 1st gen iPad is really only a niche product (at best), and an overpriced and underpowered one at that. The 2nd (well, okay, 3rd) gen should be more exciting. The iPad doesn't need killing, it needs competition. It's not some colossus of laptop/kneetop computing, but…

In the words of my former neighbor, the morning after he did something truly heinous and embarrassing to him and his family: "A new low...."

I bet Don Draper would have rejected this campaign idea—not because it was a bad idea (it's great parody), but because Don would know that the masses can be easily butthurt and will not appreciate something so good.

The combination is...

Personally, I loved those ads. I'm sad to see them go. It's not poor taste if it's a parody of overly serious guilt-mongering commercials.

For what? Coke?

Thermometers.

Seriously? No Jack Loftus? The guy has an entire day of the week devoted to his posts! And they're some of Giz's most entertaining! For shame.

@lostarchitect: You might enjoy my above post.

Elaborate... but the set designers included a knife, a pot, and a conspicuous absence of any phallic adornments. Three dead giveaways to a hoax, and a shabby one at that.