@thedoommarine: It's all in the timing.

That was an easy one. Usually I'm way off with these. Not so, today.

Hey, look! I'm gonna make an ejaculation joke!

@SEDAGIVE?!: I know someone who would disagree.

Not for light sleepers.

@dtptampa: That was my understanding, too, but now that I recall my most recent air travels, I definitely recall women being frisked by men.

I feel compelled to say that my experience with TSA officials is 95+% positive. They have almost always been helpful, respectful, and expedient—unlike the above mentioned douchebags.

I've been talking to my DVR for weeks, now! It doesn't make for good conversation.

I couldn't wait. Last week, I unfriended about 75 people.

I've only gone through the death booth once or twice, and now it looks like it'll remain that way.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: Still better than the LyePad. I still have blisters from the bezel...

@fogmaster: To anyone who has ever looked at a war photograph and sympathized with the subjects, be they soldiers in combat, wounded civilians, orphaned children, or whoever; to anyone who ever looked at a war photograph and gained a greater understanding of the circumstances in that war zone; to anyone who has ever…

I don't use the word "hero" lightly at all. To be honest, I take the word so seriously, I can't recall the last time I called anybody a hero in earnest. But reporters/photographers in war zones, like Mr. Silva, are truly heroes. They put their lives on the line to bridge vast gulfs between continents, cultures, and…

@psxndc: Yeah, I heard that on NPR a while back. The above comment was more a shout out to the movie fans, with some mild trollin' thrown in.

Now ain't that irony? One guy gets into a drunken rage, posts photos of his ex on facemash, he goes off and creates Facebook, and becomes a billionaire. Another guy gets into a drunken rage, posts photos of his ex on Facebook, and becomes a convict.

Good ol' Gavin, bringing sense to a sometimes senseless city. That legislation really irked me.

At this point, I'd have to be offered heaps of cash to switch email clients. GMail is an excellent service with all of my vital contacts, email archives, etc. stored in my account, which I like to have readily available. Unless I can export all of that to Facebook Mail (FMail?), I wouldn't even consider a switch.

@pettiblay: Maybe. I'm more curious to see who stars me and for what comment.

Oh, and this also reminds me!

Ah, c'mon, I bet they cringe at the thought of their boss telling them to perform one. Not exactly fun for either party. I mean, would you want to stick your gloved fingers up some pissed off traveler's ass?