So, is this why more Nigerian princes don't just invest their inheritance into HFT brokerages? Because they don't have competitive connection speeds in Nigeria?

@BoscoH: Brachydactyly Type D, also known as "clubbed thumbs," or "Megan Fox thumbs".

I hope to see at least one reproduction of an Inception or Matrix still.

Luxury item fail, public health win.

Wow. Never have I felt so simultaneously cool and not cool as reading this article about a comic that I read well before the series was even announced.

@rackstar: Yes, it really would be sad to see such a promising EV producer run such a short circuit.

Man, viewed through blurry, tired eyes, the dude in the thumbnail preview image on the main page looked like Frooch. I got so excited for his return to Giz.

Wal-Mart, eh? Why bother pitching an e-reader to a largely illiterate demographic?

I was really hoping that the orchestra was going to play Freebird.

I can't wait to have a desk again. I really miss that aspect of home. Sitting at it definitely fostered creativity, if only because sitting there meant that it was "work time".

What's that, little duck-bunny? It puts the lotion on its skin? Or else it gets the hose?

And yet when the lights go out and the sun comes up, it's just another inanimate structure awash in a sea of steel.

So it's kinda like a flashier one of these, right?

If I had a boat, I'd plaster the cabin walls with this stuff.

Whoa, I think I witnessed this yesterday at work. I was walking (outside), and a bee came spiraling down from the sky right in front of me, as if it were a leaf falling from a tree. It hit the pavement by my side and just laid there shaking and twitching. It was a little freaky.

Cargo holds get that hot? Well, that settles it.

Faced this decision last month, went with the EVO. The marvelous, marvelous EVO...

Reminds me of something from the Derelict line.

If you dig deep enough, you will find that this research was actually funded by the Leftorium.

@SAThorn: And thus deserves the #NSFD tag. Not Safe For Drugs.