Chippendales 2021

I just go to strip clubs for the articles.

I just go for the free breakfast buffet!

My uncle had a tremendously long fart while on a trip in Greece in the 1970s. He was a dual doctorate, a professor, a presidential advisor, and beat cancer twice. At his funeral 4 people during the service spoke about or made mention of the story of his massively long fart in that Greek hotel.

Oh lordy, I have a strong bond with these effing black base Crossfire coupes.

My mom’s got one of these in droptop form, that she bought new. Six-speed, she wanted the 100 extra horsepower you got from the SRT-6 (aka, 32AMG) but said “no way” to the automatic.

Same issue I face driving my Acura. People are furious at the fact I got it as a college student, while they’re driving a 50k SUV their dad bought them because how else can you own a 2 year old Evoque as a college student?

This is why I love the nonsensical marketing image of the average truck buyer being some salt of the earth, blue jeans wearing, cheap beer drinking simpleton, when the reality is a brand new half-ton truck with a crew cab is gonna run around $45k after options, minimum. Anything larger and more powerful, and you’re…

How is that any different than: ‘I see you’ve changed the oil, so now I must reset three ECUs and upgrade your dipstick. That will be four hours of labor, please.’ Or ‘You need a new key? That will be $100 for the key and $250 to program it’ 

Who says you could not test drive it and see it in real ?

Among new cars, the choices these days are also getting clearer by the day, as American automakers give up on small cars and there are simply fewer cars to compare, unless you are one of those who are deluded about the need for an SUV.

Or are they devoted because there has been nothing to compete with the Wrangler? I think a lot of people will want something to differentiate themselves from all the billions of wranglers floating around these days.

But then how, exactly, is one supposed to: “radiate more openness and clarity”. 

It’s going to be weird seeing the new Corvette’s what rolling around the street?

I think you’re framing this irresponsibly. It’s more like he got the job, was like hey something’s up, talked to the correct authorities and got the company to fix it, and now that it’s obviously awkward he’s going to go get a new job. 

I’m strangely ok with that. I’m just afraid this Hamster’s production value will be like this

“It won’t take much to undo the fairly recent neglect. “

The combination of tariffs and carolinavirus have China exactly where we want them!!! You know the difference between me and Michael Ballaban? I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful. I’m like a wordsmith. I have a 10 year old son as well. And brixat will end up being very good for women. Tremendous for…

You’re not buying a mid 80s aircooled Porsche because you want a Boxster or a Cayman.

For this many miles asking that sort of price, everything should be in working order including a newish set of tires.