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That image looks like it was from a film made in 2000.  

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

and what better way to do it than in your Trans Am Super Stock?

Congratulations on your new Buick!”

Free with every purchase!

On the bright side, when you buy a Buick you instantly become 80 years old, so now this guy can qualify for Medicare and all sorts of discounts on white shoes and salad bars. Pretty shrewd financial maneuvering if you ask me.

Nobody actually pays for first class out of pocket. They are either enjoying an elite upgrade or their employer is footing the bill.

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

Zero communication in the final third. Tons of through balls to no one. Tons of runs with no through ball sent in for the runner to get to. I can’t even think of their best run of play scoring chance off the top of my head, and I’m sober and just watched the game without any background noise or distractions.

It comes from the factory with the Monroney sticker permanently installed.

Except it's not on a dealer lift?

No harness.  No permit.  No equal!

unless Joel Osteen is being dangled, unwilling and terrified, from a tightrope, I don’t need him involved. I don’t need him involved in anything, frankly.

Yesterday over drinks we were talking about famous people with punchable faces. For the life of me I couldn’t remember this particular persons name so I went with ‘the preacher (con artist) with the shit-eating melted wax Cumberbatch face’ everyone knew who I meant though we all forgot his name. Joel Osteen, Joel

World Trade Center 1974

It’s strictly a coincidence that the Polio vaccine innoculations and Ray Kroc’s aquisition of McDonald’s happened around the same period in time. Note that the number of reported cases of Polio dropped year by year as the number of McDonald’s outlets multiplied almost exponentially. So-called “scientists” and

“Hey, you notice what you don’t see nowadays? A ton of people with polio!”

“We’re not anti-vaxxers,” he told me. “We’re ex-vaxxers. If you could prove that there are safe vaccines, we’d take them. But they can’t.”

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

It’s absolutely amazing to me that living in a world where there has never been greater access to knowledge and scientific research is making so many people even more stupid and less educated than they would be without that access.