The HR off Lidge. The Astros won the series and still that was a Top-5 all time loss for me as a sports fan.

Royals fan here. I remember a game here in Kansas City where he came up against Gil Meche with the bases loaded. He worked it to a 3-ball count, and Meche threw him a ball about a foot outside for what should have been ball four. Instead, Pujols flicked the bat out there and flared it foul, essentially demanding…

I’m a Cardinals fan *ducks* and I will never forget that homer. He absolutely destroyed Lidge with one swing.

Ask Brad Lidge if he remembers anything.

Much like fellow Cardinals great Stan Musial, Pujols was great without ever being interesting.

I’m not going to truther your highlight, but I will dispute the assertion that the “Pitch f/x data shows the pitch was right on the edge of the zone.” The Pitch f/x data shows the ball being about six inches outside, which is about double the diameter of a baseball. Not sure if that dot measures the center of the ball…

“Thanks for coming halfway across the world, Sean, but sorry, you can’t meet the pope” is the most hilariously petty bullshit in the world.

I can’t even begin to fathom what the fart profile of that combination is.

Someone needs to tell Jerebko that he can’t defend LeBron. Back-to-back possessions LeBron called off help to take Jerebko: first a triple splashed in his face, second a drive to the basket that shook Jerebko out of his shorts. Sit the fuck down, dude.

Meanwhile in America, 70 years old wannabe-King/despot pretends to know how to drive a big rig in front of as many cameras as possible.

That’s nothing, Prince Charles has actually been working as a night bus driver named Stan for 15 years.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Maybe I’m not #feminist enough but I do not get this quote. I think it’s a horrible “inspirational” saying. Not to mention, clunky to say. What am I missing?? It’s just a bad quote.

Like, I just watched Sarah Huckabee Sanders talk and let me tell you, if that was poetry, it was some pretty fucked up high school English class poetry.

Judge not Leste ye be judged.

oh for fuck’s sake.

I have no patience for the way Leste handled this. You don’t have to pay a lawyer to write a letter requesting information. Whoever has control of the Leste social media accounts escalated this far, far beyond what was necessary. Ridiculous.

This is something I completely understand. As a kid who played keeper in HS soccer, I used to always act injured after I shit the bed on a save.

No major DC sports team has been to the conference finals since 1998. It’s something like 80 consecutive seasons. If the Wizards, probably the most downtrodden of the four teams during the last two decades, were the ones to finally break the streak? It would absolutely be cause for celebration even if it just meant…

The series losses for the Caps in the Ovechkin era have gone 7, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4, 7, 7 and 7 games.