I don’t believe for a second that Oubre knocked Olynyk on his back. Olynyk has mastered that fall, he could do it if a 4-year old hit him with a jumprope, and he did it to exaggerate the contact. Kelly Oubre Jr isn’t knocking Kelly Olynyk on his back without a lot more intent and momentum than he had last night.…

Wait...is the person to the right of her in the bathroom?

I bet her Chemistry teacher was thinking “omg I had an impact”

Full disagree. The Bulls/Celtics never had an entertaining game. The Bulls dominated the first 2 games, the Celtics dominated the rest. This series has the complete hostility each game, with game 1 close during the 2nd and 3rd period with dominant perfirmances in the first and fourth frame. The second game was closely…

“Hands up, don’t shoot”

John Wall is playing out of his mind (grading it on a no-father-figure curve, of course).

There is no “her.”

NO, I AINT GONNA TAKE IT.

What’s so sad about it is that Saturday probably ends not only their season, but their Cup window- there’s a lot of changes coming after the playoffs end here, no matter what the outcome.

the levels of sperm and cocaine residue inside this vehicle must be astronomical. would not pay 12.5 cents to even touch the door handle. crack pipe. found under the passenger seat. this truck is also a crack pipe

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

The amount of cash Uber’s backers are willing to burn just to reshape the ideological landscape is astonishing. They might as well be tossing bundles of bills into a fire all in the name of breaking every part of the socio-economic system. Every law and every common convention, they are just throwing money away in…

“NO ONE BELIEVED IN US, THE ONE SEED”

Yet another Washington sports fan realizes they can’t even hope for anything more than a “reach a round”

This coupled with the Capitals probably losing to a Pens team without Crosby or Letang makes me just want to lay down and die. AT LEAST BE GOOD ENOUGH TO REACH A ROUND WHERE YOU CAN ONE DAY BE CONSIDERED BAR TRIVIA

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

Great haircut, boss!

Swapping this out for “The Beautiful Ones” was an excellent decision, but here’s a potential hot take: this should have replaced “Darling Nikki.” (Can you imagine an “Erotic City”/”Darling Nikki” single? Tipper Gore would have died before she could even start the PMRC.)