strong metaphor extension

As kids, we called these “Granolas” when they first prowled the earth, so NP for meeting that headline criterion, but CP otherwise. It goes to the judges and...they give it a sentimental NP!

Dumb fucking video.

New York City is closer to DC than Duncan “(not so far from you)” Imports is. Pittsburgh is closer. Columbus, Ohio is closer. Do those towns have oodles of Figaros like Duncan “(not so far from you)” Imports does? TO BE CONTINUED.

HOTD

“Global” = whole world

Too soon -- and, yet, not soon enough.

Too soon. Not to remind Red Sox fans that they booted away the WS -- to the Mets -- but the guy just died, man.

Never embed another Baldinger “thing.” Do not ever do it. 

Immediately punchable for: “Wait, what?” alone.

KILLER graphic.

#WMHB*

Let’s Not Forget to Let’s Remember Some Guys.

Former White House press secretary and current Amazon head of communications Jay Carney blows it again. Thanks, Obama!

“Gladiator”

COTD

How dare you.

Great pics.

This looks great.

“CORVETTE”