New York City is closer to DC than Duncan “(not so far from you)” Imports is. Pittsburgh is closer. Columbus, Ohio is closer. Do those towns have oodles of Figaros like Duncan “(not so far from you)” Imports does? TO BE CONTINUED.

HOTD

“Global” = whole world

Too soon -- and, yet, not soon enough.

Too soon. Not to remind Red Sox fans that they booted away the WS -- to the Mets -- but the guy just died, man.

Never embed another Baldinger “thing.” Do not ever do it. 

Immediately punchable for: “Wait, what?” alone.

KILLER graphic.

#WMHB*

Let’s Not Forget to Let’s Remember Some Guys.

“Gladiator”

COTD

How dare you.

Great pics.

This looks great.

“CORVETTE”

Totally agree. Toecutter and Wez: meanest MFs around.

And in Chanhassen, a slender ghost laughed.

Weird. Because when I walked into Caroline’s room in Cambridge, I saw a trash can full of daffodils beside a trash can full of prosecco corks.

You wipe “[your] ass online”?