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Prisoners.

As someone observed, you really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane “observations”?

“Owners say the bar’s name is a nod to character George Constanza.”

Good work, HamNo. Please check out invisiblepeople.tv. Mark Horvath puts a video face on homelessness all over the country.

Karl-not-a chameleon. See, he doesn’t come and go, folks.

Wow. I’ve lived in DC nearly my whole life and this is the most impressive product out of Maryland since Larry David. (Cue CYE theme during last paragraph?)

McKenna kicks ass

“They rarely drive it...except to drive it more than 9,000 miles a year.”

Should’ve just changed the name of the tunnel to OAO and it would have solved it to everyone’s complete satisfaction.

a four-step process spelled out in The White Person’s Guide to Making Black People Nervous”

Ironically, there may be a comment about Neil Peart being “too good” and “boring.” “I miss my old Keith Moon, which just flew all over the place, man!”

Sure he did.

jar of Grey Poupon. “Yes,” she said theatrically, “I do.”

U bin workin your core, G

Has anyone said brotein yet?

As Jerry once said to Elaine: well now we’re gettin’ somewhere.

DAZN? Confused.

TAWM BRADY SHITS STANDIN’ UP!

Obscured plate: RLYNRVOUS

It also gets +1 for the economical drum fill that bridges from first chorus into second verse.