Loving Henry Zymeck’s dressing-down of these scum.

1000Mods drummer keeps losing time while he’s Neil Pearting around. 1 out of 4 Rakis.

That Cumstain is a complete Jim rat.

Yet he was never cited before for overly-breathless-and-preposterously-purple prose?

News: Edelman employs the scum of the earth.

Golden-section-user Pierre Puvis de Chavannes? Designed the first Chevette!

Another shout out to Ryan. Great work.

You are not alone.

No brainer. Absolutely.

Great, dogged work, Ryan.

Well. We’ve officially bottomed out. We’ve got to shut down, and retool.

This DiVincenzo kid’s a real gym rat. Just has basketball smarts and can see the whole floor.

Nice hair color, Gov. Sackashit.

“Paste Magazine assistant comedy editor” 🤔

Wow, #5 fucked that up.

The Neil Peart of shift patterns.

Joseph Goodman is a pillowcase filled with blueberries.

He plays angry, too.