At least he didn’t name his band Continuing Resolution, The Block Grant Bunch or Motion to Table. Small favors, yes.

Trump directed his staff, “Put the nigg—uh, put Ken Frazier next to me.”

He must be going 80's

How does he optimize his hair coloring?

(sotto voce, while signing contract) This is what Donald would do - I know it.

Milk. Watch his face and hands when the campaign guy gets off the phone and says another neighborhood is going their way on Prop 6 and putting them over the top.

DeNiro’s

Nearly-unstoppable take.