“It is alleged that the plaintiffs,“n00b_fuck3r69", “KINGKILLA666", “slipnuts”, et al...”

The man can’t handle comma spacing and he’s blowing the “college degree” trumpet? Perfect Raider.

Doo-wop Billy Joel sucks.

*FAHK YOUS

Man...sports fundraisers sure have changed.

My wife and I actually enjoyed Girl Meets World, for what it was, as well.

Getting Kerf in this deal has been underrated. He’s never going to be a top talent, but he’s a solid 3C.

Eerily similar Aho offer sheet / not thinking Durant is worth the money comp as well.

An anagram for “Emergency press conference” is “Grey Sperm Scene Conference”.

Colorado can offer him all the money he wants and they’re already a contender. Can’t believe they’re not being mentioned more.

My kid is just over a year and, for the first three months of his little life, he would not sleep without someone holding him. This led to my wife and I sleeping in shifts so someone would be constantly holding him. Then we bought a swaddle and a white noise machine. Game changers. (We were surprisingly unprepared.)…

My kid is just over a year and, for the first three months of his little life, he would not sleep without someone…

Get fucked in the mouth by a rhino.

Man, Don Cherry fucking sucks.

Oh, it was absolutely the right response and, honestly, it may mean that Portnoy is becoming a little more self-aware. It more than likely just means he knew he would get his ass kicked.

“the lightest amount of face-to-face pushback can reduce Portnoy to a blubbering mess.”

AOTY

You’d be hard-pressed to find a more 90s cast than IKWYDLS.