RO’R is a great player, but everyone seems to quickly forget that being on a bad team made him “lose his smile” last year and force a trade.

Fucking love this song.

Underappreciated comment.

I feel like there was another media outlet that published a similar article just yesterday. Can’t for the life of me recall who though.

I’m fine with this.

If you were looking for a band that absolutely does not need two drum sets on stage, look no further!

The ending seriously creeped me out. At the time I lived with my parents and the basement walls were stone. Going downstairs to do laundry that evening was not a wise choice.

Unfair advantage. No calves means no muscles to tire out or injure. 

Can we get Hartford a major league team so the death threats become, while still insane, less sad?

Let’s not give ESPN and the NFL any more bad ideas for Monday Night Football. I, for one, have no interest in a flying Tony Siragusa’s Budweiser Goose Cam being broadcast into my living room.

We’ll wait for the storm to pass.

Two pitchers combining for one no hitter? That sounds like a ton of bullshit. (Goat shit?)

He traveled.

It will be interesting to see how the firefighters spin this story.

You’ve clearly never had a patient wake up early.

The Leafs have put up back-to-back 100+ point seasons and are on a three year playoff streak.  They haven’t advanced past the first round, but saying they’re trash is a bit much.

Cornballin’ piece of SHIT!

Barstool is the equivalent of the Deadspin comments section becoming self-aware and assuming every comment was serious...like a racist Skynet.