Kakko’s empty netter was rather reminiscent of fellow-Fin Mikko Rantanen’s goal against, possibly ironically, New Jersey this season.

Sure, but Columbus making their way to the Cup finals would have been great to watch. Imagine them hoisting the Cup knowing that two of their top players would still be gone the following year.

I’ve gone from hoping the Sharks come out of the West if the Avs got eliminated to hoping any other team wins the Cup. You know how much it sucks rooting for fucking Boston right now?

Dream big.

Shit like this is part of the reason the Patriots continue to win the AFC East without question. Get your shit together.

Just what a hit man would want you to think.

TMNT should be 1. No Killer Instinct is bonkers.

More importantly - and hilariously, there’s an 86% chance they don’t get Zion and continue to bumblefuck their way around the NBA.

By all accounts Alex Smith was really good to Mahomes and that’s turned out pretty well so far.

This sequence is a fucking masterpiece.

I stand by it.

I think his two victims would argue that point.

+1 missed Mother’s Day text

Seems like pandering to the “terrible boston fan” gets him an honorary degree.

All of Douglas’ books were good reads, from what I remember. Can’t wait for this to come out.

The team, despite all of their talent, is just transcendentally bad at 3 v 3 hockey.

Depends on whether or not you’ve been randomly selected for further inspection.

While he hasn’t been the most consistent points getter on the ice, JT Compher has been an absolute monster for the Avs this year and doesn’t get nearly enough credit.