You know, a “New Nightmare” style flick starring the cast of Final Destination as themselves wouldn’t be the worst thing I’ve every paid to see.

I don’t know, I think they were saying “rag it”.

Breaking news...

Everyone laughed at the 13 year contract...

Quit his job or resigned in lieu of termination due to multiple complaints? I may be painting with a broad brush here, but he’s certainly wearing the uniform.

I want Westbrook to lace up some skates and hit the rink.

Trade LeBron.

Trade LeBron.

I’ll take “news that sucks” for 500.

12:30.

Pizza is the best, especially if I can hide some off to the side and abscond with an entire pie at the end of the day.

*Tilted Kilt

Stay home, dickhead.