Since the new Congress is going behind closed doors, I doubt wifi will be enabled for the foreseeable future.

What is your source for this information? None of the sources I can find have a category for “Safety Net Programs.” I am assuming these are things like SNAP (we haven’t had “food stamps” since 2008 and EBT cards instead of “food stamp” coupons which were basically vouchers since 2000), Section 8 housing, Earned Income…