Klicks and komplaints.

If they wanted to make a better juicer, all they needed to do was concentrate.

Juicero, the startup that became a symbol of the tech industry’s mission to solve problems no one has, is officially shutting down.

I’d find their obsession with Obama creepy if it weren’t so sad.

Obama Derangement Syndrome seems to have a long tail for these people. Maybe we should try them on multiple medications, or IV medications, like for Babesiosis or Borrelia....

Glastonbury. The mud and the high probability of most of the mud being made of human doodoo really pushes it over the edge for me.

any ace who goes over to New York or Boston just looks like a fucking soulless merc.

I thought this video was about the various beefs and conspiracies she’s been attached to, not just Kanye? There’s references to Katy Perry, her manufactured Squad, her bearding relationships, her “Who me?!” face. And those are the ones I caught in one viewing and I’m not even a fan.

Hold on, I despise Hannity, but I don’t think he ever said the hurricane was fake news.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

Jesus. Very happy to hear they’re safe. Though I do enjoy how casual that woman in the La-Z-Boy is.

The reason he didn’t run is because he was literally never in any risk of getting hurt.

Preventing needless serious injury, for starters.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

Just full on David Attenborough that bullshit.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

17 is a lot now?

I know it’s incredibly callous, but I’m sorry, 17 murders nationwide in almost 9 months is fucking nothing. That’s like the first hour of a long weekend in Chicago

Your last name befits you and the entire left. Antifa isn’t a “bogeyman.” It is a domestic terrorist group who holds the exact same ideology as 99% of the commenters on this site. They physically attack people with all sorts of deadly objects because those people have the gall to disagree with extreme left wing…