Crap - the one night I opt out of watching the Yankees game.

I'm actually more angry at the Vikings than the NFL. They're the ones who employ AP. The Vikings have a history of releasing or suspending players with any kind of serious criminal charges. Not convictions. Charges. But when it's the franchise guy, everything changes. It's easy to have principles when you can…

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

Not really. You don't need to get a tattoo every time.

Looking at the initial results, the problem seems to be the trolls.

well I mean .... Turn down for what isn't a rap song

Our suggestion isn't that she has butt implants, it's that she's wearing a fake butt.

The fuck? You're supposed to salt your pasta water?

Salting pasta water is bullshit...the effective is minimal. Captain Powerpoint is just trying to score cheap points.

I know it's naive of me to think that nobody goes to Olive Garden expecting authentic Italian like people don't go to Chipotle expecting authentic Mexican, but there isn't a single person I know who expects that if they go there.

It's hard to believe he's still in college. Those are the motor skills and timing of someone who has been playing for years.

I'm not sure what's unclear here... I don't charge my phone this way when everything is normal and I'm just sitting at home. But I have an incredibly small and cheap nine-volt battery in a house drawer and I could easily put one in my glove compartment, and always be covered. You even said yourself that you have a…

If you're just chilling at home with access to USB power then you're probably not in a pinch and it's probably not an emergency. Also, these things are around me almost all the time. Car charger? In my car. Nine-volt battery? A house drawer. House key? On me. Phone? On me. Granted, many of these types of…

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

Meanwhile, Ray McDonald and Greg Hardy continue to play in the NFL. Should it really take video for the league to act in these cases?

But that hangs out to dry all the reporters who have been carrying the NFL's water (mixed metaphor!) when they reported that the NFL had seen the tape. Schefter's already turned on them, and even Peter King will eventually find his self-respect (it's probably in his sock drawer) and call out Goddell for either lying…

That may be true, but that's still putting a band-aid on a bullet wound.

And you're still supporting a league that willingly chose to only suspend Ray Rice for 2 games.

You must be watching the wrong video

Mechanics leaning out of vehicles is a time honored tradition. Here's a shot from back when a good bit of the TDF was dirt.

This is Gino Sciardis from the '49 TDF. Also, look at those friggin legs! Absolutely brutal!