But that hangs out to dry all the reporters who have been carrying the NFL's water (mixed metaphor!) when they reported that the NFL had seen the tape. Schefter's already turned on them, and even Peter King will eventually find his self-respect (it's probably in his sock drawer) and call out Goddell for either lying…

That may be true, but that's still putting a band-aid on a bullet wound.

And you're still supporting a league that willingly chose to only suspend Ray Rice for 2 games.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

You must be watching the wrong video

I see you don't like fun.

Halftime at that stadium was probably the worst place in the world you could ever be. And I say that knowing full well of all the fucked up shit going on around the world.

They are actually oversized sperm.

Mechanics leaning out of vehicles is a time honored tradition. Here's a shot from back when a good bit of the TDF was dirt.

This is Gino Sciardis from the '49 TDF. Also, look at those friggin legs! Absolutely brutal!

Good idea until your friend brings it up first and wants to add the meal to his debt.

So like, in the middle of the night?

I'd gladly be a sideline reporter, you get tons of money to basically annoy coaches and offer meaningless information to the viewer.

I agree, it seems like an absolutely mind-numbing job filled with endless vapid interviews filled with meaningless, cliched answers to obvi-[is shown the paycheck] I WANT TO BE ONE.

Thanks for the spoiler. I'd have no interest in this otherwise.

i am pro drone but this ram might be my, yours and everyone's spirit animal

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

I'm wearing shorts right now.

Yay! One more thing to deal with when coding!

With Google and Mozilla onboard it is pretty much a defacto standard at that point I guess. Great idea.

Was there any doubt about using mozzarella?