That’s the twist!

What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!

“Tide goes in, Tide goes out...You can’t explain that.”

Opening Crawl:

“Speaking with USA Today, Johnson once again confirmed that VIII will start the moment after The Force Awakens ends, the first Star Wars film to do that. ‘I don’t want to skip ahead two years,’ Johnson said. ‘I want to see the very next moment of what happens.’”

Pfft. What they *should* have done is have everyone live, and then go back and digitally put them into Episodes IV-VI.

Bob the intern was parking the TIE fighter, and accidentally flew into the shot.

Gotham is the TV watching equivalent of rubbernecking.

So how is this supposed story fundamentally different or any weirder from the story in the first Cars? Now we’re looking at things from Doc Hudson’s point of view?

Could maybe see a young Jyn with Saw’s group. She was with them until she was what 16 or 17? Not sure how old she was supposed to be in the movie.

You’re going the wrong way!

Why couldn’t it have been [X] is one of the poorest responses in these situations. Be a better person.

Fuck Barb. This guy was the real hero and was murdered for helping Eleven! Stop trying to make Barb happen - she was nothing. A throw away character. At least Benny did something! He was a good guy!

I don’t understand the fascination with Barb.

Look at this guy trying to make sense of the DCU

Maybe, but it’s sometimes standard practice for actors to accept a pay cut in exchange for a percentage of the box office receipts, which I think is in play here. It made Alec Guinness rich!

I’m so happy I stopped watching this show.

Only $69.88 at Harbor Freight with a coupon

The episode was actually called “The Law of Inferno Dynamics.”

“Rey, I am your father.”