Naw, that ending wasn’t written by Eight Year Old Me. If it did, it would have had WAAAAAY more Darth Vaders and Ninjas.

That same thought crossed my mind. She looks like Emo-Tep.

“It’s a trap!” said Ackbar, upon seeing Leia’s unexpectedly huge cock.

This “design” is literally a plot hole to drive the narrative.

...and now?

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

The brown streak

Never say ‘I quit and you can have all my money’ again, motherfucker!

The Librarians is filling the void that the departure of Warehouse 13 and Eureka left in my heart. :(

DUDE - are you dating my wife??

A walker in every trough and a cobbler on every table!

Brown, to make it look like I paid for the gravy.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

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My dream of a Jurassica Park sequel was that they tried to get now a paleontologist in his own right Timmy to go back, but he refuses. Then they offer to release his notorious hacker sister from prison if he does so he reluctantly agrees.

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

Still pretending AoS is bad?

Groot: WHERE’S ALL THE WHITE WOMAN AT?

The stupid brightness slider in Control Center. Every time I try to change the brightness it tries to slide over to the music section. Drives me nuts!