So the decepticons attack a renaissance fair?

I wonder if they’ll throw in a “Hello, Megan” just for the fans.

Red Deadder

Are you sure you weren’t on American Choppers?

Naw, chumps like you who can’t be bothered to critically question inductive conjecture that fits your beliefs before storming off to Twitter are the worst.

Am I the only who who think Lena is a baddie who hired the assassin to make her look like a goodie?

I don’t know, but it’s annoying. Like even Daredevil never shaved. If I knew Murdock and saw Daredevil I’d be like “that’s you Matt. I can tell BECAUSE YOU NEVER SHAVE..”

Coulson and Mack must rely on an unlikely ally in their time of desperate need

I’m hoping you meant “drove over” instead of drove by.

Technically was I part of Visionaries? Well, we all talked about all of them - but we were all individually assigned different movies.

There’s bad CGI out there for sure, but the commentariat’s knee-jerk boner for practical VFX is ridiculous at times.

Stupid sexy Hal Jordan.

Green Lantern’s suit was completely CG in the fact that there was nothing there at all

Man, I remember when we could only fit 10 sentences on a slab of stone. Times have changed, brother.

There is only one Robin Hood movie that matters

And also no idea who the cool kids are.

So is it must be the third film where the Navi open their first casino?

Superman: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Well if he'd written a letter to the personification of annoyance, there'd be a role for Jayden :P

sounds like you need a good divorce lawyer.