I had an interesting thought about the payment for her silence.

I think you mean “Pander” and not appeal...

You missed the dead give-away....

I’m betting the driver of the BMW was texting or on social media just before the crash....

I’m always surprised by the total look of boredom on Trump’s face no matter what the occasion is. Others have mentioned the idea of Resting Bitch Face. But that just gives a bad name to anyone else who has a RBF.

We all know that he forces Melania to do a nightly pole dance before servicing his tiny shriveled penis... It explains why she always looks disgusted when she’s near him...

I wish someone would print a handbook for some of us clueless males. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time! Here I am just having lunch with women who aren’t my wife and we’re just eating food. Damnit! All this time, I thought we were just hungry and it was something completely different.

I know that technology is hard and difficult to deal with when you’re an incompetent ass. But, if it helps, I know a guy, that knows a kid, that’s good with computers and websites that can do the editing for them. His dad helped me with setting the clock on my VCR back in the day...

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea that anyone would mistake an asshat like Guy Fieri for an actual chef, or even publicly claim him as “My Guy”...

I’ve had my set of Wusthof knives since 1986 and they are still the best knives I’ve had. I’ve only had them professionally sharpened twice, and just done my best to always use the straightening steel before use. I even picked up a 10" slicer that had been in use in a professional kitchen for longer than I had my set,…

I’ve had my set of Wusthof knives since 1986 and they are still the best knives I’ve had. I’ve only had them…

My step-fater had a 1936 Cadillac. Had the v-16 as well. I loved the dual everything under the hood. Twin distributers, twin batteries, twin fuel filters, twin coils, etc. One hell of a machine. Ran like nothing else I’ve ever been in. The absolute power and ease of acceleration. A beautiful car in every way. Thanks…

You have shit knives if you have to “saw” to cut off a cooked leg. It takes two slices. One at the front of the joint where the leg and thigh meet, then pull forward and slice at the back of the joint. It comes right off. Plus, if you have good sharp knives, its a simple easy task.

There seems to be one glaring omission from this article. In the U.S., butter comes in two different types, salted and unsalted. While salted can be left on the counter and out of the refer, you run a greater risk of spoilage with unsalted. The salt added to butter helps add a preservative quality to the butter. The…

I do. Sometimes the shows are limited by the device you’re using. I’ve found that occasionally when I TV says a show is unavailable, I can watch it on my PC that is also hooked up to my TV.

Oh! And not just any bear costume! How about something colorful, like the carebears!

My favorite line. “A clock. It was a fucking clock.”