Justin bieber is just a hot mess of epic proportions and his belief that he is the new Michael Jackson is just painfully sad. Drake is black and he does not pretend to be ghetto at all. He speaks about his middle class upbringing in his music. He is just himself. He sings on most of his songs and a good chunk of them…

Can we get some criticism of men for appropriation Jezebel? Drake is a disney prince but you're not criticizing him for pretending to be ghetto and appropriating, nor do you call out Justin Timberlake or Bieber. Your selective calling out of just females for this is rather ironic.

Now, wait just a damn minute. Are you telling me that because I am white and male that I can't participate in the Miss Arab USA pageant? This smacks of anti-re-reversed racism, mass-transitional misandry and possibly isosceles bigotry, which are things I may or may not have just made up. If I'm so privileged why…

Come on now, she's clearly making an ass of herself.

She's really going balls to the wall on this fight.

Seems excessive - even if she was being kind of a boob.

Sounds like this lady really got shafted.

At this point, The Onion is no longer satire. It's an oracle, giving us the news a little bit before it happens.

Man, these nudists sound like a bunch of dicks.

And when did James Van Der Beek get so damned insightful? He shocked the pants off of me.

The best commentary was from black twitter and black tumblr.

I'm going to call it the newsman centipede.

Personally, I'd like us to get past this whole 'rape exception' thing, and get to the point where we understand that any woman seeking an abortion should be entitled to one, regardless of how she got pregnant, because forcing a woman to carry to term a pregnancy she doesn't want is one of the most heinous things lots…

The problem is that these dude bros are going to inherit the power structure. They are rich and they are white and they are male. They're going to become the legislators and financiers and business magnates because their parents have the power and money to push them into those positions. So, yeah. It matters how…

Giant purses symbolize his fear of vaginas.

Kronos, the god who ate all his children to protect his own power.

"Every other frat guy out there is going to say "you are so pretty, can I buy you a drink?" he just got friend zoned because he is like everyone else, and he asked for her permission. Instead walk up to a girl and say "hey you seem like no one will be your friend, so I'll let you buy thirty seconds of my time. I'll…

No need to beat up on poor Todd. Give the Todd some love.

Godamnit Hugo, you said you were going to quit the Internet already. How can we miss you if you never go away?

I'm going to address your original comment and not the stuff about Schwyzer, because that's not defensible but also has nothing to do with your original claim. Your follow-up is backpedaling and trying to deflect with claims about the "homogenous pool of writers"; I'm not going to disagree with that, but again, not…