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I openly admit that I have a sweatshirt that is covered in bling. Every inch of it. It is heinously ugly and I was on my way to a game when I spotted it. BUT it is the proper team colors and also not marketed by the NFL. I bought it because it made me laugh and also I was pretty sure I'd get compliments from people

Red wine is made with the skins of the grapes still on - so they have the actual anti-oxidants which are supposed to be the magical property that keeps you healthy and young looking. Most white wines are made after the grapes have been peeled, so they don't have this benefit. However, chardonnay is made with the

Someone on my facebook feed had a link to these dumb shirts featured in this article, and one commentor replied with, "Take a fabric marker, cross out 'need' and write 'am' on the shirt. WHAM! Instant cool shirt." I agree with that sentiment!

That is outrageously awesome. I would never have pegged that for being straight from the WB shop.

I feel like for so long superheroes were seen as a "boy" thing and media felt they couldn't get it to appeal to girls without dressing someone in pink. And maybe for the princess-y girls who feel like they need to strictly adhere to those gender rules that's the case. But for every one of those there are also lots of

I would pay good money for a T-shirt of Wonder Woman or Storm beating the crap out of the bad guys with the saying, "I don't need a hero. I AM one."

It's difficult for me to express how important superheroes are to me without sounding like a supernerd. So I'll just tell you all that I am a supernerd to start off and get that out of the way. Superheroes are a really big deal to me.

Um. She stays young because she's rich.

In case anyone needs a palate cleanser in shirts you can buy and wear form A Mighty Girl has a really great collection including Super Heroines! A Mighty Girl shirts

Dammit. Now I need to create a second, unapproved account called: Ari Schwartz: Unapproved Dark Lord of the Snark.

Ha, yeah. That 2nd cure was discovered out of necessity when a wise friend recognized that the combination would be the only thing on hand that would do the trick and not make me barf everywhere.

Two options for me, equally effective.

Friend of mine who is a doctor has admitted to self administered intravenous rehydration when he's had to be on the wards after a heavy night. I think he's even got a small stash at home. Nothing but admiration.

There's only one "cure" for a hangover— more booze.

Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll, a McDonald's fountain coke and a mimosa or 5.

Vitamin B complex tablet. Apple juice. CARBS. Remorse. Self-loathing.

Oh of course, men do suffer more! I forgot that showing that every stupid and unnattractive man should have a hot and sensible wife to essentially mother him was so hard on men! And the fact that the husband is always the central character and the one who has actual adventures while the wife turns up with baby wipes

According to the Global Poverty Initiative, women work 2/3 of all worked hours on the planet, earn 10% of all income earned and own a massive 1% of the world's wealth.

I'm not entirely sure how being a male in 2013 is supposed to be an advantage

I've been successful in teaching a guy to kiss better - or at least to kiss the way I wanted him to. In fairness though, I'm a fucking fantastic kisser. I can't get people off my face once we get going.