RIGHT? And I actually think the baby hybrid storyline could be interesting (I'm a sucker for twists in a mythology) but Hayley, just, UGH. I have just a sort of lacksadaisical antipathy towards her. Like, I forget she exists, and when I'm reminded, I'm half-heartelly saying to myself that she's the worst. Which isn't…

The only Dr. Oz segment I've ever seen is one where he was talking about how to remove hemorrhoids at home using fucking rubber bands like it was a DIY quilting project. It was horrifying.

Well, your username certainly applies here, doesn't it.

Right, I like Matt, and I think they could do a lot with him as the only human left that's a major character, but instead he's just a nearly homeless busboy pseudo-orphan racked by guilt and debt whose friends are all dead and serves mostly just as a blood bag. I mean, his life is so SAD. I feel awful for him. I…

I'm sure all those chainmail bikinis I've seen over the years at Ren Faires are TOTALLY authentic.

I knew it!

I think I was told once that Caroline and Matt are a real-life couple, too. It's weird for me, because Caroline is awesome and Matt is just so freaking pathetic at this point.

Bonnie? "Her?"

I would totally recommend TVD for some good, sexy, pulpy melodrama. I actually think the vampire mythology behind the show is the best on television (seriously, blows True Blood out of the water), possibly ever, and it's quippy, occasionally daring and just really entertaining. The first five episodes are kind blah,…

Well, we definitely know he can play skeevy, stalkerish, callous and rapey pretty well. But at least Damon is kind of lovable on occasion, whereas from my understanding, Grey is just an abusive asshat with too big a bank account and too small a brain. I would hate to see Somerhalder in 50 Shades, though - I honestly…

Thank you for sharing that, truly. I am very blasé about sex, as is mostly everyone I know that isn't an uber-Christian, so I really have very little experience or knowledge about other perspectives other than the two extremes, which is why I asked - I really hope I didn't make you uncomfortable at all. I'm so sorry…

Maybe the joke was, "if you're reading Twilight, you should consider getting some help."

Only ONE? Jealous. I'm pretty sure those dudes were an hourly occurrence 'round these parts when VAWA was in the news.

The CDC recommends Gardasil for boys and men now, under mostly the same guidelines as girls and women. Woo!

Men spread HPV too, and more often than not are asymptomatic, so even they might not have known they were a carrier. Even worse, it's really hard to test for HPV in asymptomatic men. Pretty much any sexually active adult has a very good chance of having been exposed at some point, gold star gay or not. However,…

I'll toss a couple back with ya. Though I guess I'm lucky I got the symptomatic kind, not the cancerous kind. Woo me. Woo my non-existent sex life for two years.

Aye, strangely worded. Take out the middle part of

That's a great point about MF. The recent episode where Claire got a job with Phil's arch enemy - after fighting with Phil about it the entire time (bringing up some really good points in the mean time) - and then she just quit because Rob Riggle was a grade-A ass? That episode was infuriating. Between that and her…

Say what you will about Unique, but at least she is consistently portrayed in a normal, human light. Most of the trans characters on TV have been demonized, especially MTF. Famke Janssen in Nip/Tuck, Rebecca Romijn on Ugly Betty - made out to be jezebels in search of power, master manipulators, etc. I can't think of…

I probably won't watch it either, but I love that the shows that are consistently being rather daring in the way they portray LGBT issues are often the ones made for and marketed to kids/teens. With how much media influences people, especially kids, it is so important to have these things both front and center AND…